My other car is a tiny penis.

Words of wisdom, terror, love, hate, threats and of course endearment; from it's elephant's.

The great old run on maze.

Earlier this morning, probably around 3:35 a.m, before the current 4:27 a.m Ring experience; a man named Dick went into some still undecidedly weird conversation with a woman he just met about how her cheerful appearance made him want to get a milkshake with her.
Around 4:13 a.m a conversation ensued and the question was asked, creepy? Some say that they believe a comment such as that would be 45% creepy. Dick, he believes that a milkshake is a symbol of a wholesome act, shared with wholesome people. Some agreed, others disagreed. At 4:15 a.m everyone agreed on watching The Ring. We finished watching Wayne’s World at 4:00 a.m, Brent pushed for Wayne’s World 2 until about 4:10 a.m. 
Based on this, what time will Dick’s train arrive in Birmingham and will his milkshake have melted?