My other car is a tiny penis.

Words of wisdom, terror, love, hate, threats and of course endearment; from it's elephant's.

Because he said so…

Richard-Dick-Slade, our managerish tag-along started his own blog (because he has to have everything that everyone else has) so he could update the world on his dismal outlook of life. He will not get off of our fucking backs about it, read it here.