Here is the very short, yet very tragic story of it’s elephant’s founding member, Buster Scuggens. 

The only thing Buster ever wanted was to be hugged.
It never happened so Mr. Scuggens took his one man
show on the road. 
Armed with only his god given sir name, a suitcase of knives
and a giant cock he kept in a sock, he arrived in Waynesville
void of his unloved shame.
Those knives were to dull to fight off the shock that comes along
with discovering a man that travels with a giant severed cock in a sock.
Buster Scuggens remains here forever, never once hugged and eternally unloved.